Weerdo burd

 Mama an' Papa bin reely bizzy. Tween werkin' on da howse, doktor bizits, dentist bizits, tawkin' to wots ov peepulls bowt werkin' on da howse an' sumfin cawwed pare mitts, dey bin pwitty bizzy. No TV at nite, cuz der iz not wun an up urly eech day, owt to eet ebery time dey eet, in an' owt ov da car,

sumtimes long an' sumtimes not. But wun fing dat makes Mama happy iz da weerd burd she keeps seein'. Furst she seed him goin' into Gween Bay. Den, wen she wuz at ta peepull hopsittull, she seed him sirklin' an' sirklin' again an' agan an' agan. She sed to herself cant be. But yup, it wuz. da weerdo burd. She sed hiz naym iz pelly can. Grate wite pelly can. So today she goze to da gween bay agan an' whut duz she heer in sturjin bay az she wated at da dwaw bwidj? Dat bonehed burd an' a nudder wun a widdull widuller. Da bonehed iz so big dat she furst fot it mite be a eegull cuz he wuz reewy hi up in da sky. But da mor she seed him, she noo it wuz not a bawd eegull. Pelly cans ar ackshully bigger dan eegulls cuz der wingz iz hyoodj! An' shoor enuff, it wuz dat pelly can.

Dat made Mama reely happy. She now habs udder fings to figger owt dat she nebber seed afor. She iz a bit upset dat awl herz birdie books iz in boxes sumpwase. But I'm pwitty sur sheel figger it owt. 

Dey did so much dis day - bwekfast, da bildin spekter fella, da dentist, da pwase dey get bords, an' a hole wot mor too. Pwus wile Mama wuz owt I taked vantadj an' had a scwap wif Honey an' cutted her eer. Papa dont wike bwud wike dat. He wuz mad at me, but dat widdull bwat jus' pushez my buttins! She did not get hurt, jus' a bwuddy eer. Mama commed home an' washeded her awl up an' did not say nuffin' to me at awl. I am pwitty shur she wuz not happy dat I fited wif her. But den we awl went owt an' dey wet it go. 

Now we iz in fer da nite an' I am shur weel awl be sweepin' erly. Da gwanbaby iz cummin' tomowwow. Dey iz vewy vewy sited! 

Fer now, nitey nite! Roo.